A 42-year-old man broke into the temporarily closed popular New Haven restaurant Soul De Cuba and decided to set up shop for a few days.
He drank rum, ate up a storm, from a Saturday until the following Tuesday, when a manager checking on the place discovered him sound asleep, his belly full, and a bottle of rum in his hands.
When all was said and done he'd eaten thousands of dollars worth of food and had consumed 70 bottles of booze. 70!
He's charged with burglary, larceny, criminal mischief, and "excessive empanada consumption" (OK, I made that last one up, but he kinda was).