Starbucks Has A Porn Problem

According to a spokesperson, Starbucks has long believed engaging with “egregious content” at its locations is a violation of the company’s policies, yet franchises were ill-equipped in the past to remedy the issue. Starbucks has yet to explain how the company plans to block patrons from viewing pornography using its stores’ WiFi.

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