ONE big bottle of blue cheap mouthwash
THREE cups Epsom salt
THREE stale 12 oz cheap beer
MIX ingredients together until salt is dissolved.
SPRAY ANYWHERE you sit outside - around the pool (if you have one), all over decks (if you've got 'em), wherever you tend to get bitten like crazy.
DOES NOT harm plants or flowers. Mosquitoes will SUPPOSEDLY be GONE from these areas for approximately 80 days.
Heck. I'm gonna give it a try!