John Kerry returned to Yale for Class Day this past weekend, regaling all in attendance with glory days that ended in 1966. While his speech had some moments, I couldn't get over how much he looked like a character from a Rankin/Bass Christmas special!
Lyrics to Grad School Is Comin' To Town
You better watch out/You better not cry
Your student loan's massive and you all look high
Grad school is comin' tow town...
Your parents are pissed/They're tellin' ya twice
As rich as they are Yale's a hefty price
And Grad school is comin' to town...seriously??
It saw you out there creepin'/Lost and feeling blah
A career path fraught with tumbleweeds & you're wasted at Kudeta
You better watch out/Why even try?
Not everyone marries into money, I'm a really lucky guy
Grad school is comin' to town!